Kim Kardashian: a Real “Klass” Ass

Forgive me for being blunt, but I’m so sick of hearing about the Kardashians.

What did they do? What did any single one of them ever do to legitimize their place in the American psyche? And, no, I’m not directing this at Bruce Jenner. Bruce Jenner was an American Olympic Hero back in the day— I’ll give him that. Now he’s just a laughingstock. Sort of like Ryan Lochte.

Back to the Kardashians. Has a family ever gotten so much publicity and fame off of one slut daughter’s sex tape?



How… sexy.


And then this whole baby deal with Kim and Kanye— what a joke. Kanye West was America’s Villain a few years back, after having ruined the night of America’s Sweetheart, Taylor Swift. Did Kim think that Kanye could rehabilitate her image after that disastrous marriage to Kris Humphries? Or did she just run out of male celebrities with “K” names?

Kris Kristofferson? That would have been a two-fer, as Jessica Simpson would say.

But what really burns my ass is the way the family is using this baby to boost the ratings of their television show. Tonight, on the season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, they will reveal the sex of the baby! Oooooooohhhhhhhhh…. compelling television!

Speaking of compelling television, the article that I linked to referenced a Kardashian interview with Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie on Today. I remember when I loved watching that program…

Facts are facts, though. And the fact here? I’ve fallen into the Kardashian trap… because I’m still talking about them.


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