Did you watch Oprah last night?
Yeah, I know… who didn’t?
The interview with Lance Armstrong was everything I expected and less. Yes, I expected him to admit it. However, he isn’t sorry— instead, he actually seemed proud of what he has done. Did you see that smirk? Or the lame attempt at humor not one minute into it?
Let me be the first to tell you right now that he’s going to get away with this. Maybe not in the official courts– there is every possibility that the DOJ is still going to come after him for the Postal Service money. However, in the court of public opinion, this man is going to walk free.
Why? Because this story doesn’t involve sex.
American society is downright obsessed with sex and every scandal that involves it. Bill Clinton. John Edwards. Mark Sanford. Larry Craig. Mark Foley. David Petraeus. And now, Manti Te’o. Yes— Manti Te’o. Lance Armstrong should thank his lucky stars that a scandal involving sex broke the day before this Oprah interview…
Did you monitor your Facebook feed on Thursday? That’s my societal-behavioral-discussion meter, so I did. And Manti Te’o was mentioned more than Lance Armstrong by a margin of roughly 4-1. Why? Sex and the intrigue of it all.
We, as a society, are easily bored.
Oh, Lance did it? OK.
Wait a minute! Stop the presses! Manti Te’o got duped by an online “girlfriend”? Oh, my! What did he know? When did he know it?
Never mind the fact that what Armstrong did affected not only him– but you and I and every taxpayer in this country. Yes, don’t forget that the US Postal Service is a government organization. It also affected numerous members of his team and, as he readily admitted on Thursday night, the countless people that he sued over the years to continue his coverup.
Lance Armstrong better send a big Edible Arrangement to Manti Te’o, because he has provided this country with their newest, latest, greatest scandal. And he did it at just the right time. The right time to save Lance’s ass.
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